Mortus

Who buries the bodies you see lying in the streets? The Mortus!

Who keeps the fortress powered? The Mortus!

Who falls down a pit and breaks both his legs? The Mortus!

Many people chose the life of a Mortus. Few have any actual talent for it, interestingly enough.

Someone has to bury all these bodies... That someone - or someones - are the Morticians. A poorly trained team of smerds, most Morticians always have trouble avoiding pits and digging graves. You're probably one of those Morticians.

It is a Mortician's job to give peace to the dead, and the living as well. Criminals and "volunteers" (usually whores or migrants) are often sacrificed to the Lifeweb for the greater good of the fortress. Sacrifices to the Lifeweb ensure the functioning of Ravenheart's electronics, so see to it that you sacrifice people often.

If the Lifeweb is left unpowered for too long, you're probably next in line to be sacrificed once someone can crowbar the doors open. In order to avoid this, grab a shovel and beat one of your fellow morticians and sacrifice him to the Lifeweb. It's a dog eat dog world, after all!

To actually do your job and hook someone that's not you into the Lifeweb, you must first strip them completely naked, Grab the un willing bum, and click the Lifeweb to apply them to their new life as a power source. If, for some reason, they don't want to give up their inconsequential life for powering the rest of the glorious fort, feel free to persuade them with your fists or a shovel. But not too much, the Lifeweb runs on BEATING hearts.

Principles

 * Keep the fortress powered.
 * Your pay is whatever you find on bodies.
 * Bury or embalm people.
 * Don't fall down a pit and break your legs. You're expendable, at best.